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Downloaded from
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(female singing in Italian)
(soft, bass-heavy music)

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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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(singing continues)

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(singing and music continue)

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Hey! Hi there, everybody.

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It's really great to be back again,

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and I'm looking forward a lot to showing
you some of the places I've seen lately.

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Everyone calls them "forbidden places,"

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but they're only forbidden
before you reach your 18th birthday.

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It must be awful for a guy
whose birthday is in a few days,

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having to wait outside in the lobby
while his friends, who are 18 last month,

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can all come in and enjoy the movie.

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Life's tough, eh?
(laughs)

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Don't worry, kid. The days will pass
like lightning,

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as they did on this trip,
because everything was so marvelous--

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Visiting every continent, dedicating
myself to the search for pleasure.

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My movies, strange to say, are forbidden
in many cities.

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I don't know why.

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I wonder what they do in those places
if they hate sex.

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And you know, it's people like that
who go to movies with sexy titles,

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then complain
about what they see on the screen.

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I think they're a bit frightened.

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They've never had much sex,

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and if they ever really got started
they'd never want to stop.

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I'm just sorry
that my trip had come to an end.

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I had a wonderful time and I collected
material for at least three movies.

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The best things are in this one,
and I know you'll enjoy them immensely.

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You may think it's easy to put together
a movie like this one,

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but it's not, I assure you.
It requires a lot of concentration,

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as you'll see from our first visit
to a spiritualist seance.

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Okay?

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A group of friends have joined together
to share their convictions

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of a spirit life beyond our normal
day-to-day experience.

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(ethereal music)

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Spirit of Belphegor,

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let us hear your voice

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to send to visit us here.

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Spirit of Belphegor,

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visit us.

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The power of combined concentration breaks
the invisible barrier,

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and the spirit reveals its presence.

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(wood table creaking)

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(wood table creaking)
(clothes rustling)

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Spirit of Belphegor...

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(ethereal musical note)
(woman moaning)

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But who is this spirit

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who has answered the call?

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What ethereal being is entering
and possessing this worshiper

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at the Shrine of the Unknown?

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(otherworldly music continues)
(women moaning)

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Can it be some great beauty
of bygone ages?

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Cleopatra?

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Helen of Troy? Or some famous
courtesan of royal favor,

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a plaything of kings?

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If none of these,

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we must evoke the age-old
wisdom of that great American

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folk saying, "Get off the table, Mabel.

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The dime's for the beer."

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(people moaning)
(strange music continues)

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The porno knights of the round table.

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The laying on of hands.

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Or maybe just the laying.

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(moaning continues)
(strange music continues)

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Time for a change of scene.

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And who wouldn't
rather have a bed than a board?

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Those spirits weren't evil.

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Just playful, that's all.

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Now we'll go and look for real devils
at a black magic ritual

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in Austria.

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An ancient secret society
whose roots reach back to the dawn of time

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gathers to perform the most guarded
and hidden of their ceremonies:

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The Black Mass.

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(staccato piano notes)
(footsteps)

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(ethereal music continues)

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Over the years,
the traditional symbols of devil worship

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have been gradually replaced by arcane
phrases

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and gestures.

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(ethereal music continues)

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O you who rule

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the sacred lake of blood,

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who control all knowledge,

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who ride on the

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night winds, hear our call.

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My mouth is that of Osiris,
and I am Orion the great amidst

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the souls of Heliopolis.

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Thus, I gather the power
of this incantation

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from every man who is with us,
and every woman

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who is with him.

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(ethereal music continues)

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I dedicate this sacrifice
to the Supreme Master.

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(staccato piano music)

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The Devil has his way with the virgin,

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acting through his earthly representative,

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who is sturdy if no longer young.

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In fact, you could call him a sturdy

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old man.

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(urgent piano music)

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(woman moaning)

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(all moaning)

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Encouraged by the performance,

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the others show their admiration.

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Imitation
is the sincerest form of flattery.

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(all moaning)

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(woman moaning, screaming)

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(all moaning)

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(woman moaning)

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(all moaning)

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(woman moaning in ecstasy)

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(all moaning)

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You can't say they don't take
their religion seriously.

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It proves that the devil finds work
for idle hands.

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From Austria back to the States, to a
midway in Atlanta, where I was told

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I'd find a guy with two of what
I don't even have one of.

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They said he was doing
a double act in a freak show.

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And guess who with? The Siamese twins.

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(lively music)

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Must have been a different midway.

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I never found him,
so I had to look for something else.

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Besides the rides and sideshows,
there are games for the whole family.

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No, better leave Granny at home.

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Step right up, gentlemen.

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- Look at that ass.
- Come on, soldier. Have a go.

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Okay, sure.

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What do you get if you win?

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Who knows?

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You're doing great! Keep throwing!
- Watch this.

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Bullseye!

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- There's your prize!
- Just what I need!

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Not exactly

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the Kewpie doll that Aunt Alice
used to keep on her dresser.

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(amusement rides roaring)

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Step right up, gentlemen.

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Test your virility on the Peter Meter.

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Show your gal you've really
got what it takes.

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If you're willing to risk it,

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you can see the size of your endowment
in colored lights.

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What will science think of next?

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Sorry, mister.

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Don't blame me.
Maybe you had a clumsy rabbi.

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Come on, who's next? Come on, sailor.

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Do the Navy proud. This way.

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(machine dinging)

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Maybe they should send for the Marines.

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Who's next?

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You want to try? This way.

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Go on.

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- Not your head, stupid.
- I want to see if it's big enough.

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(machine dinging)

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There it is!

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Right up there...

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In lights.

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(lively music continues)

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And now a romantic ride through
the Tunnel of Love.

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(demonic noise)

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(creature yipping)

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(creature screaming)

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(man yelling, sound echoing)

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(man roaring like lion)

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(strange echoing noise)

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What a perfect way to end an evening!

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(strange echoing noise)

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While I was at the midway,

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I saw a very interesting man, a magician.

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He was really wonderful,

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so I decided to follow him,

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when he finally returned home to Paris.

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I wanted to know his secrets,

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and this is the first one I learned.

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Find the ladies.

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And now the great Armand.

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And now, voila.

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Watch closely.

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Nothing up my sleeve.

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Sim sala bim!

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And voila!

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(audience applauding)
(funky music)

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Thank you. Merci.

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I present you, monsieur and madams,
Mademoiselle Carmella.

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Applause for the lady.

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(crowd applauds)

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Let's hear it for the lady.

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And now I propose to make a
person disappear.

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I don't believe it.

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No.

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- You don't believe it?
- No.

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(funky music continues)

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Sala salaam.
A voila haddis.

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(mumbling)

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Hocus pocus kazoo!

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Can you still see me?

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Kazoo...

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Akadeez...

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Akalla.

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Oh! Oh!

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Good grief!

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He stripped her!

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(audience applauding)

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You give her her clothes or
I'll make trouble!

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Ala salaam. Hocus pocus.

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Kazoo.

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(strange echoing noise)

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On, brilliant!
Marvelous!

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(strange echoing noise)
(funky music continues)

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(audience applauds)

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You're all wondering how he did that.

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But I'm not going to tell.

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Someone might try it on a bus,

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or at a bar mitzvah.

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(audience applauds)
(funky music continues)

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What about us?!

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Za!

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(laughter, applause)

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Alors...

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Thank you. Merci.

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Voila. Hmm?

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A silver jewel.

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Alors, attention, s'il vous plait.

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One... two...

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(audience applauds)
(funky music continues)

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Ohhh!

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Ohh, ohhh.

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Ohhhhhh...

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Keep your eye on the ball.

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(woman gasps My word! )

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No. No. Oh.

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Et voila!

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(strange echoing noise)

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(audience laughs, cheers)

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And another!

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It flies through the air
with the greatest of ease.

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Now you see it.

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No, you don't.

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Voila. Merci.

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Thank you.

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Merci.

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Mademoiselle Carmella.

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Attention.

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Thank you.

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To your health.

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Abra cadabra Kabul.

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Armand has tricks for every audience.

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He's great with kiddies.

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Watch closely.

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But tonight he's been working in a
Paris nightclub,

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where they're ready for anything.

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(audience applauds)

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As we've seen, men
like taking women's clothes off.

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You might call it
a way of liberating women.

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And as far as the young ladies
are concerned, they don't try to resist.

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They enjoy it.

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There are some
who even help out with the work.

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I'll give you a demonstration.

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How do you like it?

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(funky music)

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But most girls expect a little something
in exchange for getting stripped.

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From a vine-covered penthouse with a
mink-lined bidet,

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to the ten bucks a tug that the apostles
of Terpsichory charge in this Munich

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nightspot.

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(funky music continues)

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♪ We got love ♪

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Every one of these ribbons is linked

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to a vital part of her costume,

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So you never know what your
investment will net you.

265
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:51,936
(male singer vocalizing over funk music)

266
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,177
(piano solo over funky music)

267
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,118
They're playing for high stakes.

268
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,038
When it comes to veils,

269
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:55,916
Salome just wasn't in it.

270
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,210
(funk music continues)

271
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,305
Now the cashier is getting into the act.

272
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,432
But why not?
She's got the money.

273
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,746
(hard funk music segues to lighter funk)

274
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:36,665
We went around
looking at German nightlife.

275
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,918
I could write a book about it now.

276
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,961
They never take anything seriously,

277
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,172
and they really enjoy debunking legends.

278
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,634
They maintain that they
can trace everything to sex.

279
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,395
Take the story of Lady Godiva,
for example.

280
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,231
She was the wife of a
small-town big shot.

281
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:05,027
She agreed to sacrifice her modesty
to a worthy cause

282
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,738
by riding downtown
naked on a white stallion.

283
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,866
History doesn't tell us
whether she stopped

284
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:14,078
at a local dive for a drink.

285
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,498
(light funk music continues)

286
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:26,966
As a stallion,
he looks a bit of an ass.

287
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,349
Maybe she's not his type.

288
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:42,940
We haven't got time for the waiting game,
but good luck, Lady Godiva.

289
00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:09,758
(man vocalizing over funk music)

290
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:41,915
(music segues to half-time tempo)

291
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,722
Now we go to another land,

292
00:25:58,307 --> 00:25:59,892
to Norway,

293
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,686
Norway of the fjords,
to examine the way

294
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:07,107
that the erotic enriches itself

295
00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:11,153
with poetry and music

296
00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:13,322
on an island near the mainland,

297
00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:15,574
in a balletic orgy.

298
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,996
(soft sensual music)

299
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:25,542
So she was lying down
and she let me love her.

300
00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:29,546
She, in her fashion,
smiled at the depth of my love.

301
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,799
The sea swirl over,

302
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,301
in the infinite immensity
of their passion.

303
00:26:35,052 --> 00:26:37,304
And her arms and legs,

304
00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:40,390
her thighs as spices, undulated,

305
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,936
and nothing more divine
is then in mine eyes,

306
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:50,234
visions of her separate vices, her breasts
and her belly, grapes of my vine

307
00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:51,944
where wine is.

308
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:57,783
(soft romantic music)
(camera clicks)

309
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,623
(camera shutter clicks)
(soft sensual music continues)

310
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:19,555
(flute solo over sensual music)

311
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:44,246
How I longed to join the flower of love,
like one petal near the other petals,

312
00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:49,835
and bloom together in the hot sun
of universal pleasure.

313
00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:10,689
Those who do not share
these feelings cannot share them,

314
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,609
nor will we force them to.

315
00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:17,738
It is their limitation, not ours.

316
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,698
Don't you agree, Ajita?

317
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,576
Oh, yes, I'm ready for anything,

318
00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:25,329
even if there are some hypocrites
who say that it's wrong to swing.

319
00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:28,332
I frankly admit that
although I prefer men, I can also make out

320
00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:30,542
with a girl some of the time.

321
00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:33,795
(acoustic guitar)

322
00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:45,974
(soft, sensual music)

323
00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:48,518
After all, what harm is there in that?

324
00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:53,357
We all need a little change
once in a while, and a change is as good

325
00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:55,108
as a rest.

326
00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:06,203
We are in an exclusive private club
in Marseilles,

327
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:09,498
where I stopped off on my way to Tokyo.

328
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,055
(light music continues)

329
00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:37,776
Ajita recommended the place.

330
00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:42,781
We both share the same tastes.

331
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:36,376
I thought of those immortal lines,

332
00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:39,087
"Come lie on me as on a wave

333
00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:44,009
and blend the perfume of your breasts
to make a flower

334
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:47,554
in the placid garden of pleasure."

335
00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:50,432
(light music continues)

336
00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:19,002
Ajita came to see the show

337
00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:21,088
and I spoke to her afterwards.

338
00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:25,801
I really prefer doing it at home.

339
00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:27,552
There's nothing more wonderful
than being with someone

340
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:28,845
who wants to learn all the tricks.

341
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:31,473
And I'm actually a superb teacher.

342
00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:35,352
(light instrumental music plays)

343
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:48,865
During the weeks I was
staying in Japan,

344
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,076
I had a fine opportunity
to appreciate

345
00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:56,206
that dedication to pleasure isn't confined
to the upper classes or to the wealthy.

346
00:31:57,165 --> 00:32:00,836
It embraces everybody
at almost every social level.

347
00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:04,548
I perform 30 or 40
transplants a year.

348
00:32:05,549 --> 00:32:08,677
The number would be much higher
if patient and partner did not demand

349
00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:12,180
a substitute of exceptional dimensions.

350
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:16,643
I want to know if there's any

351
00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:19,646
serious risk in the operation.
And about the price,

352
00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,731
is the hospital
included in the overall charge?

353
00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:24,317
Yes, the figure includes hospital
and everything,

354
00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:26,611
but I'm afraid operation is
patient's own risk.

355
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,697
Although so far, most results
have been excellent.

356
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:33,910
Here is a typical middle class housewife
who expects, naturally enough,

357
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:37,038
that her husband should be able
to fulfill his marital obligations.

358
00:32:37,414 --> 00:32:39,166
And if nature has failed to provide

359
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:42,252
an adequate endowment,
she turns to medical science.

360
00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:47,299
They perform transplants in Japan that
no other country has so far dared to try.

361
00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:52,596
The cost, with free choice of the
substitute organ, is approximately $5,000.

362
00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:55,724
Doctor Hu Chi Slim is
one of the experts in the field,

363
00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:57,726
and among the highest paid.

364
00:32:58,435 --> 00:32:59,269
(woman gasps)

365
00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:01,146
You may take your pick.

366
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,368
(ethereal music plays)

367
00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:30,425
But substitute organs have been
taken from healthy young

368
00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:34,471
men who have suffered a premature death,
such as the victims of an accident.

369
00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:37,265
They are removed
while the bodies are still fresh.

370
00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:40,435
That is to say, not more than 24 hours

371
00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:43,355
after cessation of brain activity.

372
00:33:55,784 --> 00:33:58,995
The connecting elements for
the substitute organ

373
00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:01,498
are generally provided
by the patient's own body,

374
00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:04,668
to diminish the risk of rejection.

375
00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:06,920
(strange music continues)

376
00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:39,578
(machine beeping)

377
00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:50,171
If the operation goes wrong at this point,
the patient can sue the hospital...

378
00:34:55,760 --> 00:35:00,140
And if he gets anything,
he'll call it severance pay.

379
00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,948
The blood flow to the corpora cavernosa,

380
00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:19,993
which is responsible for the
organ's dimensions,

381
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:24,456
is controlled by a transistorized
pacemaker inserted near the base

382
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:26,499
of the urinary canal.

383
00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:34,716
(strange music continues)
(machine beeping)

384
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:01,326
This operation is so complex,

385
00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:03,495
it seems like something out of science
fiction.

386
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:05,955
But modern surgical techniques

387
00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:09,876
have reached a level of perfection
which permits warmly-welcomed results,

388
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,170
even in such a sensitive field.

389
00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:21,805
Thank you, Professor.

390
00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:23,264
And best wishes, sir,

391
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:24,641
and madam.

392
00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:27,686
And now,
who would like to start organizing

393
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,688
charter flights to Japan?

394
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,028
We then went to New Guinea
after Japan,

395
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:39,906
looking for locations
for a movie we're hoping to shoot

396
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,116
in the spring of next year.

397
00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:44,494
It'll be very expensive,
but we'll save a little on dresses...

398
00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:49,416
Because I won't wear anything
from the beginning to the very end.

399
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:51,584
We happened to reach one of

400
00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:54,337
their villages, Barrow, during a wedding,

401
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:57,424
and we filmed it.

402
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:02,095
The story's about this.

403
00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:06,516
(tribal music plays)

404
00:37:13,189 --> 00:37:14,858
A wedding is a serious event

405
00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:17,068
for the whole village and its neighbors.

406
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:21,114
They have an interesting system out there

407
00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:26,077
to free themselves of one of the
white man's fears: an unfaithful wife.

408
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:32,709
Instead of living

409
00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:35,837
with the worry that his wife
may be making it with his best friend,

410
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:39,549
the wise and noble savage
has his friends go first,

411
00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:42,427
so his mind is at rest.

412
00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:45,638
The bridegroom waits outside
while one after the other,

413
00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:49,058
the stalwart young men of the tribe
check out the girl's virginity.

414
00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:53,229
Then after performing their duty,
bring out the proof:

415
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,816
a feather stained with blood.

416
00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:00,361
(tribal chanting and music)

417
00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:14,375
(tribal drums play)

418
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,243
(tribal music continues)

419
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:42,213
(tribal music and chanting continues)

420
00:39:49,596 --> 00:39:50,972
One isn't enough.

421
00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:52,849
They need at least three.

422
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:15,455
Meanwhile, their friends
sing and dance and prepare the feast.

423
00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:20,501
(smashing pig's head)
(pig squealing)

424
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:25,214
(tribal chanting continues)
(pig squealing)

425
00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:30,261
(smashing pig's head)
(pig squealing)

426
00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:34,641
(smashing pig's head)
(pig squealing)

427
00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:39,687
(pig squealing)

428
00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:48,112
(tribal music and chanting continues)

429
00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:58,915
(pig squealing)
(head smashed)

430
00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:14,931
(tribal chanting and music continue)

431
00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:29,570
(tribal music continues)
(cavity being opened)

432
00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:45,837
(soft erotic music)

433
00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:14,907
At last, the bridegroom is satisfied

434
00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:17,660
with the proof of his wife's chastity...

435
00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:24,000
And they can get down

436
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,544
to some serious lovemaking.

437
00:42:28,171 --> 00:42:29,839
(light, amusing music continues)

438
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,348
(music segues to soft piano instrumental)

439
00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:45,313
We could talk about love for hours.

440
00:42:45,313 --> 00:42:48,066
The subject has an infinite range
of variations.

441
00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:50,735
Oh, remember we were looking for locations
in New Guinea?

442
00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:53,404
We never found anything
that would have suited us,

443
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,365
and we decided to forget about the movie.

444
00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,326
Don't worry.

445
00:42:58,367 --> 00:43:00,995
We have lots of erotic things to show you.

446
00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:03,456
How about Snow White,
to begin with?

447
00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:12,965
(light piano instrumental continues)

448
00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:39,242
I thought of Snow White because
of a cabaret show we saw in Holland:

449
00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:42,912
"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."

450
00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:46,165
A fairy tale as romantic as love itself.

451
00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:48,042
(upbeat music)

452
00:43:49,544 --> 00:43:52,672
These cute little fellows are
ready for any sacrifice

453
00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:54,507
that will make Snow White happy.

454
00:44:32,461 --> 00:44:34,463
(upbeat music continues)

455
00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:52,899
(light upbeat music continues)

456
00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:17,381
Just think,

457
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:20,259
fourteen wandering hands.

458
00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:26,224
Oh, by the way,
don't count the dwarves, please.

459
00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:29,143
Three of them left last week.

460
00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:31,562
They got jobs as
short order cooks.

461
00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:08,724
(light upbeat music continues)

462
00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:14,647
There's strength in numbers,

463
00:46:14,647 --> 00:46:16,732
so be careful, my dear.

464
00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:25,616
United they stand.

465
00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:28,452
(light upbeat music continues)

466
00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:21,672
The boys are trying to decide

467
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:24,133
who gets to play Prince Charming...

468
00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:44,236
But they're wasting their time.

469
00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:46,781
Snow White has other plans.

470
00:47:48,074 --> 00:47:49,575
(audience applauds)

471
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,953
(laughing)
Isn't that always the way?

472
00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:57,083
Just when you're about to get something,
somebody else grabs it

473
00:47:57,083 --> 00:48:00,252
and you have to be prepared
to make do with part.

474
00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:05,466
(funky bass guitar)

475
00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:08,844
Like these club ladies in Oslo.

476
00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:12,723
When I arrived, I thought it was
a new form of yoga meditation.

477
00:48:13,265 --> 00:48:17,978
But I soon realized that they were just
sharing a common interest in art.

478
00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:23,984
(women moaning)
Art. That's the young man's name.

479
00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:39,667
(women moaning, chairs creaking)

480
00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:53,764
They know he couldn't make them all happy,

481
00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:58,102
but there's no harm in wishful thinking.

482
00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:00,896
(women moaning)

483
00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:05,693
(music continues)

484
00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:14,326
(women moaning)

485
00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:23,502
It makes a change from talks on souffles

486
00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:25,546
or weevil control.

487
00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:32,595
(funky music continues)

488
00:49:33,846 --> 00:49:36,307
(women moaning)

489
00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:43,230
He's certainly keeping them on the edge

490
00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:44,857
of their seats.

491
00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:50,946
(women moaning)

492
00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:12,718
(women moaning)

493
00:50:25,898 --> 00:50:29,401
(women moaning enthusiastically)
(funky music continues)

494
00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:08,107
(women moaning enthusiastically)
(funky music continues)

495
00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:20,411
Well, as I said before, if you can't have
something all to yourself,

496
00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:23,497
you have to make do with the part.

497
00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:29,670
You probably know that Copenhagen
is the capital of the porno film.

498
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:34,758
I'm going to show you a few of these
so that you can produce some yourself.

499
00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:37,636
It's very easy.

500
00:51:37,636 --> 00:51:40,431
So be sure you watch carefully.

501
00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:43,434
(film projector whirring)

502
00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:55,154
The first thing to observe
is the director.

503
00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:57,364
That's the one with the hat.

504
00:51:57,364 --> 00:52:00,993
He's explaining the situation
to the actors so they'll know what to do.

505
00:52:01,619 --> 00:52:04,246
And he's telling the cameraman
where to put his camera.

506
00:52:04,872 --> 00:52:06,832
Once he has the shot lined up,

507
00:52:06,832 --> 00:52:08,709
he has to encourage the performers

508
00:52:09,335 --> 00:52:12,046
to try to deepen
their interpretation of their roles.

509
00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:15,174
Next, look at the cameraman.

510
00:52:15,174 --> 00:52:18,636
He's responsible for keeping the lens
pointed in the right direction,

511
00:52:19,345 --> 00:52:22,222
and keeping the film
running through the camera.

512
00:52:22,348 --> 00:52:23,766
And he must do these things

513
00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:27,436
while moving from place to place
as the focus of the action changes.

514
00:52:28,103 --> 00:52:28,896
Okay.

515
00:52:28,896 --> 00:52:32,650
The set, as you can see, consists
essentially of a bed.

516
00:52:34,109 --> 00:52:36,236
Now observe the actors.

517
00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:37,780
What's that?

518
00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:40,741
You've been observing them all the time?

519
00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:42,076
Well, really!

520
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,994
How are you ever going to learn?

521
00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:47,706
That's fine, fine.
Okay, cut. Cut.

522
00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:53,045
Kathleen's ready for the interview,
if you are.

523
00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:56,840
Kathleen is a serious professional,
and her films

524
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,926
are in great demand
with the whole movie public.

525
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:03,055
We'll have to interview her, too, but
we'll wait till she's finished her work.

526
00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:10,562
A recent survey revealed the sales of
your film shorts are booming.

527
00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:15,150
I understand that you have played
the leading role in 198 of these films,

528
00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:18,278
opposite both men and women.

529
00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:21,657
How old are you, Kathleen?
- 30.

530
00:53:21,657 --> 00:53:24,034
What nationality are you?

531
00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:26,161
Oh, I'd really prefer not to say.

532
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:28,372
Are you married, Kathleen?

533
00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:30,165
Do you have any children?

534
00:53:30,999 --> 00:53:32,251
No children.

535
00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:34,294
I see, no children.

536
00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:36,171
But you do have a husband.

537
00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:38,298
Do you like working with him
as a director?

538
00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:41,468
Yes, and I really love him.

539
00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:44,388
Where did you meet your husband?

540
00:53:44,888 --> 00:53:46,682
On the set of a porn film.

541
00:53:46,682 --> 00:53:49,601
Tell me, to
what do you attribute your success?

542
00:53:50,102 --> 00:53:50,894
Well,

543
00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:54,022
I think I go down
well with the public because of my looks.

544
00:53:54,523 --> 00:53:56,859
That is, I'm not particularly beautiful.

545
00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,318
So the average housewife

546
00:53:58,318 --> 00:54:02,156
can identify with me and feel that,
without having to be Elizabeth Taylor,

547
00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:05,117
she can still express her
inner sensuality.

548
00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:07,870
- Have you been in this game long?
- Five years.

549
00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:10,664
I started out as a model for porn mags,

550
00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:14,418
but photographs are so cold
and the poses are so unnatural.

551
00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:16,295
It's hard to believe some of them.

552
00:54:16,295 --> 00:54:19,298
Movies take more effort,
but they're more satisfying.

553
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:22,968
When you are acting a part, Kathleen,
do you live the character?

554
00:54:22,968 --> 00:54:25,387
I mean, do you actually feel
the character's emotions

555
00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:26,889
up to the point of orgasm?

556
00:54:26,889 --> 00:54:29,391
No, not all the time, but quite often.

557
00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:33,437
Of course, I always get excited,
and my husband encourages me

558
00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:35,147
to satisfy my requires.

559
00:54:35,147 --> 00:54:37,983
Otherwise, I might develop a
frustration anxiety,

560
00:54:38,233 --> 00:54:40,944
which would interfere
with our private life.

561
00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:46,116
Mr. Herd, if I'm not mistaken, you've also
directed straight films or art films.

562
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,661
It's impossible for a serious director
to make a good art film these days,

563
00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:52,706
especially in Denmark,
because the costs have become prohibitive

564
00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:56,084
and the good actors get lured away
by the money they can make in America.

565
00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:58,879
Excuse me for asking,
but doesn't it bother you to see your wife

566
00:54:58,879 --> 00:55:01,215
making love with a lot of men
who are all younger than you?

567
00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:02,841
No.

568
00:55:02,841 --> 00:55:05,928
Then I guess you're not the
jealous type, are you?

569
00:55:06,929 --> 00:55:08,472
Not exactly.

570
00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:11,975
You see, I married Kathleen
because she was predisposed to play roles

571
00:55:11,975 --> 00:55:13,060
like this.
- If you want to work for this company...

572
00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:15,270
And I think of what she does with other men

573
00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:17,189
as a dress rehearsal for
what she does with me.

574
00:55:17,439 --> 00:55:19,733
- Do you make love frequently?
- Very frequently.

575
00:55:19,983 --> 00:55:23,278
And believe me, without a camera around
is much more beautiful.

576
00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:27,366
But as for our work, I can tell you
we have a vast public.

577
00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:30,577
We make thousands of copies
of some of our films.

578
00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:32,788
Often the negative is worn out.

579
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:39,044
(film camera whirring)
(jaunty music begins)

580
00:55:40,295 --> 00:55:43,257
Do you agree, Kathleen, that
lovemaking in private is more beautiful?

581
00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:46,009
Oh, I do.

582
00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,595
It's lovely with him.

583
00:55:48,595 --> 00:55:50,848
It's so interesting.

584
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:52,641
Do you find it interesting?

585
00:55:52,641 --> 00:55:55,686
For me, the act of making love
is a sort of wish fulfillment.

586
00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:58,814
Sometimes I have Kathleen
adopt various

587
00:55:58,814 --> 00:56:00,482
types of personality.

588
00:56:01,984 --> 00:56:05,195
She can perform like a schoolgirl
or a hustler or a nymphomaniac.

589
00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:07,781
So she's as good as a dozen wives,
not only one.

590
00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:10,200
Do you write your own screenplays?

591
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:11,535
Quite often, I do.

592
00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:13,537
I take them from the classics.

593
00:56:13,537 --> 00:56:16,415
They're very entertaining,
and our public just eats them up,

594
00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:20,127
especially if they are
based on ancient history.

595
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:28,969
And they are profitable, too,
I must admit.

596
00:56:29,136 --> 00:56:29,887
There's no point in

597
00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:33,849
prostituting your talent unless you are
well remunerated these days, is there?

598
00:56:34,266 --> 00:56:37,019
Well, that's certainly talking straight.

599
00:56:37,019 --> 00:56:38,353
And how do you feel, Kathleen?

600
00:56:39,688 --> 00:56:40,689
I agree.

601
00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:43,275
There we are, the perfect couple.

602
00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:46,778
Now you know all the secrets
of making home movies.

603
00:56:47,613 --> 00:56:49,448
It's easy, isn't it?

604
00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:52,826
I'll just run over the rules again.

605
00:56:52,826 --> 00:56:55,412
First, take your wife...

606
00:56:57,915 --> 00:56:59,583
(jaunty music continues)

607
00:57:14,056 --> 00:57:15,974
A beautiful pair, eh?

608
00:57:15,974 --> 00:57:18,310
And precious, too.

609
00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:22,522
Treat them delicately.

610
00:57:22,731 --> 00:57:25,150
This way.

611
00:57:25,150 --> 00:57:26,944
Carefully,

612
00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:31,615
like rare flowers.

613
00:57:32,824 --> 00:57:36,703
Women should always be treated
gently. Protected,

614
00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:39,790
like little children.

615
00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:44,211
For example, no thoughtful husband
would leave his wife

616
00:57:44,211 --> 00:57:49,132
alone for the evening without tying her up,
so she can't get into trouble.

617
00:57:49,925 --> 00:57:51,510
(upbeat music plays)

618
00:57:56,431 --> 00:57:59,351
Well, I guess her husband didn't
know his sailor's knots.

619
00:57:59,768 --> 00:58:02,020
We saw this act in a theater in Madrid.

620
00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:04,106
The audience was very enthusiastic.

621
00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:06,733
That's why they need bars.

622
00:58:21,456 --> 00:58:23,583
No wonder she had to get untied.

623
00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:26,294
She's expecting visitors,

624
00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:29,339
and obviously they want
a loose woman.

625
00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:35,053
(pop music continues)

626
00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:21,641
(pop music continues)

627
01:00:51,231 --> 01:00:59,030
(pop music with female vocals continues)

628
01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:05,931
Among the most important parts of a woman
are her breasts.

629
01:02:06,014 --> 01:02:09,309
And lots of women
insure them against theft.

630
01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:13,688
Of course, to get a policy, you need
accurate measurements to identify them,

631
01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:17,025
and it's advisable to avoid
too much rough and tumble.

632
01:02:18,193 --> 01:02:21,780
Like this bubble bath boxing bout
we saw in Montreal.

633
01:02:21,947 --> 01:02:23,573
Or was it wrestling?

634
01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:28,453
The girls, as you can see,
are fully clothed,

635
01:02:28,828 --> 01:02:31,665
compared to some of what
we've seen before.

636
01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:34,834
And with all those soap suds,
no one can say that the show's dirty.

637
01:02:35,502 --> 01:02:37,045
(audience cheering)

638
01:02:37,629 --> 01:02:40,423
The object of the contest
isn't very clear, but the audience doesn't

639
01:02:40,423 --> 01:02:42,008
seem to mind.

640
01:02:43,218 --> 01:02:46,763
It's like Saturday night in the
bathhouse, secondhand.

641
01:02:49,557 --> 01:02:52,310
(audience cheering)
(lively music playing)

642
01:02:57,774 --> 01:03:00,193
They can't complain that there's
nothing to get a grip on.

643
01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:03,280
But as fighters, they're both
on the skids. Oops!

644
01:03:10,245 --> 01:03:14,749
(women arguing)
(crowd cheering)

645
01:03:17,877 --> 01:03:19,254
(music continues)

646
01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:05,425
(audience cheering)
(suds splashing)

647
01:04:20,106 --> 01:04:22,817
He's going to show them how it's done.

648
01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:26,446
Hey, that's not fair,

649
01:04:26,446 --> 01:04:28,198
two against one!

650
01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:33,703
Frankly, he doesn't look as if
he minds it very much.

651
01:04:40,335 --> 01:04:43,463
(crowd cheering, suds splashing)
(music continues)

652
01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:05,610
And now for the future.

653
01:05:05,610 --> 01:05:07,779
The age of rockets, of trips to the moon,

654
01:05:08,488 --> 01:05:11,449
and visitors from beyond outer space.

655
01:05:11,533 --> 01:05:14,911
What would you do if a flying saucer
landed in your cabbage patch?

656
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:18,540
Or if a space visitor
transported you to a far distant world?

657
01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:21,418
How would you treat his amorous advances?

658
01:05:22,335 --> 01:05:26,047
It might be your chance
to found a new race.

659
01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:30,802
Here we see a magic meeting
interpreted in ballet form.

660
01:05:31,136 --> 01:05:34,931
A galactic encounter in the space age.

661
01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:40,145
(spacey music plays)

662
01:06:32,030 --> 01:06:33,823
(music becomes more upbeat)

663
01:07:39,847 --> 01:07:41,516
(funky music continues)

664
01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:37,757
Making love on a bed of clouds,

665
01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:42,220
under a blanket of stars...

666
01:09:45,556 --> 01:09:47,558
Or a rocket trip to the Milky Way.

667
01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:50,645
It must be heavenly...

668
01:09:52,939 --> 01:09:55,274
But we have to get back down to Earth...

669
01:10:05,618 --> 01:10:08,204
(laughs)

670
01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:12,750
And our next stop takes us back to Europe,

671
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:15,586
a small theater
in a suburb of Rome, Italy.

672
01:10:16,629 --> 01:10:18,172
The place is very popular.

673
01:10:18,172 --> 01:10:20,591
It draws very big crowds.

674
01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:23,720
They do striptease nightly.

675
01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:26,848
The girls are nonprofessionals
who do it for fun.

676
01:10:27,014 --> 01:10:29,350
They simply like exposure.

677
01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:32,687
But the public certainly expects
the act to be good.

678
01:10:35,022 --> 01:10:36,274
Ah, look who's here.

679
01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:37,817
Good evening, one and all,

680
01:10:37,817 --> 01:10:39,819
and welcome to the show.

681
01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:43,448
As you can see, we have a television
camera with us tonight,

682
01:10:43,448 --> 01:10:44,824
so I hope you'll all contribute

683
01:10:44,824 --> 01:10:48,119
to making this one of the most exciting
evenings of the year.

684
01:10:48,453 --> 01:10:51,539
Now, for our first contestant
of the evening,

685
01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:55,293
we present Miss Rosa Lapizza
of (indistinct).

686
01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:57,920
(audience applauds, chatters)

687
01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:06,596
The audience are the judges
of this striptease contest.

688
01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:10,308
It renews the ancient traditions
of the Roman crowds at the gladiatorial

689
01:11:10,308 --> 01:11:12,101
displays in the Colosseum.

690
01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:16,105
Any girl who doesn't win over the audience
soon finds herself getting booed,

691
01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:19,066
hissed, insulted and pelted with rotten
vegetables.

692
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:21,152
Bricks are forbidden.

693
01:11:21,986 --> 01:11:23,654
(men booing, yelling)

694
01:11:26,073 --> 01:11:28,659
Get out of here!

695
01:11:47,512 --> 01:11:52,934
And now we present
Miss Violetta Fettuccine of Titaly.

696
01:11:55,937 --> 01:11:58,147
It's a very demanding audience,

697
01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:02,151
but clearly they know what they're looking
for as a result of having seen it

698
01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:05,696
in lots of movies
and certain types of magazines.

699
01:12:11,619 --> 01:12:13,996
Any girl who thinks she can get by
just showing off

700
01:12:13,996 --> 01:12:17,208
her cleavage and garters
is in for a shock.

701
01:12:18,459 --> 01:12:20,127
(men booing, jeering)

702
01:12:50,908 --> 01:12:51,826
And now,

703
01:12:51,826 --> 01:12:55,454
your very own Peena Scallapena
of Caracalla.

704
01:12:57,999 --> 01:13:02,545
(men starting to cheer appreciatively)
Come on, show us something, baby.

705
01:13:02,753 --> 01:13:06,007
The crowd calms down
a little as the show goes on,

706
01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:10,219
mainly because they're running
out of vegetables.

707
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:15,057
But this mess is also a bit

708
01:13:15,057 --> 01:13:17,101
more to their taste.

709
01:13:18,436 --> 01:13:21,480
(audience applauds)

710
01:13:29,614 --> 01:13:34,577
(men hoot and holler)

711
01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:04,941
(men hoot and holler)

712
01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:24,585
Miss Philomena Mozzarella of
Trusteverly.

713
01:14:25,586 --> 01:14:27,755
(men jeer)

714
01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:28,923
They're really giving her

715
01:14:28,923 --> 01:14:30,591
the thumbs down.

716
01:14:31,258 --> 01:14:33,552
But she looks tough enough to
take it.

717
01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:37,932
(cafe music with accordion)
(men jeer)

718
01:14:56,033 --> 01:15:00,579
(men booing, yelling)

719
01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:08,587
Hands off! Get yourself
a working girl!

720
01:15:08,754 --> 01:15:10,840
Please, please, gentlemen!

721
01:15:11,173 --> 01:15:12,675
- You're no gentlemen!
- Calm down.

722
01:15:12,675 --> 01:15:14,260
Calm down, please!

723
01:15:16,303 --> 01:15:17,972
(men continue jeering)

724
01:15:29,608 --> 01:15:32,695
(music fades off)
(crowd quiets down)

725
01:15:33,946 --> 01:15:35,865
And now our final contestant,

726
01:15:35,865 --> 01:15:39,035
a real sweetie-- Lisa Sabayone!

727
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,125
(men applaud)
(funk music plays)

728
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:01,057
(men hoot and holler)

729
01:16:07,146 --> 01:16:12,234
Note the sexy style...
Rhythm in motion...

730
01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:15,571
Cheek to cheek, you might say.

731
01:16:17,114 --> 01:16:21,786
Pants are going to be hot. Going to
burn my fingers. And they did!

732
01:16:34,507 --> 01:16:38,010
(men continue to cheer, applaud)
(funky music continues)

733
01:17:02,409 --> 01:17:05,204
The enthusiasm grows to a climax.

734
01:17:05,871 --> 01:17:08,874
This girl knows how to blend
art and science,

735
01:17:08,999 --> 01:17:11,710
elegance and flirtatiousness,

736
01:17:12,545 --> 01:17:16,674
seductiveness and purity,
bringing the evening to a successful end.

737
01:17:18,092 --> 01:17:19,593
No doubt she gets to take home some

738
01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:21,345
those vegetables.

739
01:17:23,722 --> 01:17:26,767
(funky music plays)

740
01:17:30,771 --> 01:17:34,024
(segues to soft, sensual music)
(automobile traffic)

741
01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:36,777
Well, we've almost reached the end.

742
01:17:36,777 --> 01:17:38,946
I've taken you to visit
a lot of interesting places,

743
01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:40,489
but now I want to show you

744
01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:42,616
one of the most fascinating things
I've seen.

745
01:17:42,616 --> 01:17:46,537
On my arrival in New York at the airport,
an old pal happened to be there.

746
01:17:47,621 --> 01:17:50,082
I was all excited about Manhattan,

747
01:17:50,082 --> 01:17:53,419
but he told me to get right back on
the plane and head for California.

748
01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:56,797
They were just about to hold
the annual beauty contest,

749
01:17:56,797 --> 01:17:59,550
and it was something I'd be crazy to miss.

750
01:18:04,722 --> 01:18:08,017
It happens once a year at the end of May,
and people come to it

751
01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:11,854
from all the nearby states
and even as far away as Florida.

752
01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:16,901
Men and women take part, hoping to win
the titles of "The Most Attractive Man

753
01:18:16,901 --> 01:18:20,154
on the West Coast,"
and "The Most Beautiful Woman

754
01:18:20,154 --> 01:18:23,407
in the South."

755
01:18:24,992 --> 01:18:26,368
(crowd mum me ring)

756
01:18:56,565 --> 01:19:00,194
The contestants parade past
a crowd of mothers and fathers,

757
01:19:00,444 --> 01:19:04,907
uncles and aunts and children of all ages.

758
01:19:07,826 --> 01:19:09,828
(crowd mum me ring)

759
01:19:10,329 --> 01:19:11,914
(man)
There's one.

760
01:19:12,456 --> 01:19:16,377
It's a friendly gathering, and the
beauties taking part come from all over

761
01:19:17,795 --> 01:19:20,464
to show off their special talents.

762
01:19:21,632 --> 01:19:22,633
(funky music plays)

763
01:19:22,675 --> 01:19:26,345
Apart from the pleasure of exhibitionism
very evident among the women,

764
01:19:26,887 --> 01:19:30,599
there's also the secret hope
that some photographer or talent scout

765
01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:35,271
may open way to the world
of modeling, the stage, or the movies.

766
01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:44,280
(funk music with male vocals continues)

767
01:19:44,321 --> 01:19:45,906
I wonder if they have contests

768
01:19:45,906 --> 01:19:48,075
like this in Russia.

769
01:19:49,451 --> 01:19:51,745
Maybe the winters are too cold.

770
01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:54,456
Or perhaps they think it was indecent.

771
01:19:55,708 --> 01:19:57,960
How lucky we are to live
in the free world.

772
01:21:28,175 --> 01:21:30,761
(funk music with male vocals continues)

773
01:21:57,579 --> 01:22:00,874
It's interesting to note
how calmly the audience watches the show,

774
01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:04,795
taking it all in
like any other sporting event.

775
01:22:25,899 --> 01:22:29,403
(funk segues to carnival-esque music)

776
01:23:25,334 --> 01:23:27,419
(carnival-esque music continues)

777
01:23:38,138 --> 01:23:39,556
This is why they call America

778
01:23:39,556 --> 01:23:41,391
the land of liberty.

779
01:23:44,394 --> 01:23:47,105
Too bad they can't export some of it.

780
01:23:48,273 --> 01:23:50,359
(segues to soft, sensual music)

781
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:53,111
Well, our trip is over now.

782
01:23:53,111 --> 01:23:57,699
It's been nice, and I'm
getting ready to go on a third.

783
01:23:57,699 --> 01:24:00,202
But I'm having myself a holiday first.

784
01:24:00,619 --> 01:24:02,454
I have a place of my own near the sea.

785
01:24:02,454 --> 01:24:04,873
And there's golf, with tennis,
of course.

786
01:24:05,290 --> 01:24:08,085
Everything including a
beautiful, handsome man.

787
01:24:08,919 --> 01:24:11,380
We often have friends who come to stay.

788
01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:13,632
After all, I have to tell someone
about all the things

789
01:24:13,632 --> 01:24:15,467
I've seen and done.

790
01:24:17,177 --> 01:24:19,680
My friends really enjoy talking.

791
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:23,016
They like discussing sex
and why people are afraid to talk

792
01:24:23,058 --> 01:24:26,228
about such things,
even though they think about them.

793
01:24:26,228 --> 01:24:29,731
It's curious how they try to justify
their incapacity to enjoy life.

794
01:24:30,107 --> 01:24:32,776
Pleasure for its own sake
has no meaning to them.

795
01:24:32,859 --> 01:24:35,320
They think it's sinful to enjoy living,
but it isn't.

796
01:24:35,654 --> 01:24:38,657
It's really very nice if you know
how to get everything you can out of it,

797
01:24:38,865 --> 01:24:40,534
and I am an expert at it.

798
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:45,747
I wish I could show all of you
what I mean personally,

799
01:24:45,747 --> 01:24:48,417
but even I would find that
a little tiring.

800
01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:52,004
You'll just have to pretend that I'm there
with you.

801
01:24:52,963 --> 01:24:54,590
Bye-bye for now!

802
01:24:54,590 --> 01:24:56,633
Until the next time!

803
01:24:58,385 --> 01:25:01,638
(soft music plays)
(flute solo)